So yesterday I had my first Christmas Party for the Festive Season, and of course there were Bon Bon's with party hats and terrible jokes! I just thought I would post a few of the cringe worthy jokes. Have a great week!
- What animals need oiling? Mice, because they squeak
- How does Jack Frost get to work? By icicles
- What do you get if you cross a fish and two elephants? Swimming Trunks
- Whats furry and minty? A polo Bear
- What does an angry Kangaroo do? Get hopping mad
- Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? In case he got a hole in one
- What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug
- What kind of cough medicine does Dracula take? Coffin Medicine
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Love and luck,
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