Terrible Bon Bon Jokes

So yesterday I had my first Christmas Party for the Festive Season, and of course there were Bon Bon's with party hats and terrible jokes! I just thought I would post a few of the cringe worthy jokes. Have a great week!

• What animals need oiling? Mice, because they squeak
• How does Jack Frost get to work? By icicles 
• What do you get if you cross a fish and two elephants? Swimming Trunks
• Whats furry and minty? A polo Bear
• What does an angry Kangaroo do? Get hopping mad
• Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? In case he got a hole in one
• What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug
• What kind of cough medicine does Dracula take? Coffin Medicine

Don't forget to vote on the poll! I promise my blogging is improving, just working through some things.

Love and luck,

xxx

Movie Review | Crazy, Stupid, Love

Released: 2011


Directors: Glenn Ficarra, John Requa


Stars: Ryan Gosling, Emma Stone, Steve Carroll, Julianne Moore


Synopsis: Cal and Emily have been married for over 20 years. But when Cal learns that Emily had an affair he moves out. He would then go to a bar and whine about what happened. Jacob, a regular at the bar, upon hearing his woes offers to help him. By giving him a makeover and teaching him how to be a player. It isn't long before he's picking up someone frequently. But eventually he realizes he still loves Emily and wishes he could go back. At the same time his son is nursing a crush on his baby sitter who doesn't feel the same way. And even Jacob gets a new outlook when starts to feel something about a girl he tried to pick up earlier, but turned him down because she has a boyfriend. (From IMDB)


Review: This multi-generational romantic comedy is a great movie with twists and ties that join together in an unexpected turn of events in the last three quarters of the movie. After 25 years of marriage Steve Carrell and Julianne Moore split because she slept with Kevin Bacon. For the youngsters in the theatre Ryan Gosling and his six pack helps Carrell enter the art of picking up women in a bar, after Gosling finds his one true love Emma Stone. And of course there is a teenage romance in the story line with Carrell and Moore's son crushing on the babysitter, who ironically likes the Dad. As the story line moves along some blandness does occur but as everything starts to come back together and tension rises the end is as satisfying as chocolate. 


3.8 Stars / 5 

My Favourite Ring

I just thought I would share one of my favourite jewellery pieces, I got this ring for my 17th birthday from my friends and it is a nice Pandora piece. Don't forget to vote on the right hand side about what you want out of my blog. The stone in the picture is very orange, on my ring it isn't as bright as this, it is more of a soft peach colour which personally I like more. 

Love and luck 

xxx

Today's Outfit

Today I am once again going out for a casual lunch. I am wearing the skirt I bought yesterday from Valleygirl. It was $15 and not usually something I would buy but looked surprisingly good on and very flattering. I am just wearing a white tank with it and pretty much ALL my bangles. I am also wearing a tan belt and tan gladiators. I put some green eyeshadow on to match the skirt and just some natural lipgloss. Hope you like it. 

Love and luck

xxx

My dogs

I have one dog, he is a black labrador who is 2years old, his name is Charlie. I had another dog (golden retriever) called Ellie who passed away in August this year at the age of 12. Being an only child my dogs mean the world to me and just thought I would share a few photos of them. 

Ellie and Charlie used to sleep like this all the time, he used to wait till she went to sleep to then go and lay on her, if she wasn't asleep then she wouldn't let him sleep on the same bed as she was. 

This picture of Ellie was taken 2 weeks before she passed away, even the day she passed away she was eating a bone for breakfast and just being herself unfortunately her age got the better of her. 

This is Charlie a few months old, I wish he stayed this size forever, so cute. They always fought over toys and played together even though Ellie was 10years older than him, he bought the youth out of her. 

Hope you enjoyed this post. Planning on making a poll on types of blog posts people like so then I get an idea of what to blog about more than other stuff. 

Love and luck

xxx

Outfit Post

So this is the outfit I wore today, it is still quiet humid and muggy in Sydney so I thought a dress was appropriate to wear while going out for breakfast and doing a bit of shopping. The dress is floral and I got it made when I went to Vietnam a few year ago. I teamed this with a black belt and black sandals from Steve Madden. I also wore some bangles with it and just a pair of studs. Below is my current nail colour, which doesn't actually match the outfit but it will match my outfit tomorrow :) 

This is my earring collection that I thought I would just add in, I also have studs and hoops but they don't fit on the earring hanger. 

Fringe or No Fringe?

This is me without and with a fringe, and I can't decide which hair style I like more, can you share your thoughts? When I have a fringe it is quiet a pain to style everytime I wash my hair! But without a fringe my forehead looks really big ... I can't decide if I should grow the fringe out or not? Need help!

Again sorry for the photography and the numerous selfies :) 

Love and luck

xxx

Outfit Post

Today I went for a casual summer look for my last exam. I got the shorts from cotton on and the top from miss shop (as previously blogged about), I teamed it with my wayfarer raybans and a pair of havaianas.

These are the shorts, they are great with lots of leg room!!

This top I have blogged about previously, in this current hot Australian weather this top is very suitable, it is light and flowy and doesn't cling to your body. 

I don't have a fantastic camera and I am not a great photographer which would explain the reason for the lack of quality in these photos. But I like to read blogs that have lots of pictures over words so now that the internet is so much faster I will try and blog more with pictures. Hope you liked the outfit, I didn't wear much jewellery with it which is very out of character!

Love and luck

xxxx